This is a consecutive list of all (documented) dreams i've had from April 17th, 2022 to December 19th, 2023. I won't bother with updating the list since... yeah. I'm too lazy to.
Since this Neocities site is aimed at all ages, all swearing will be censored.
I had a dream where i went to a game store of some sort. I picked up a few games (if i recall correctly one of them was Super Scribblenauts) and came home. At the end of the dream i ate a banana. That's it.
I had a dream where i was at some kind of novelty product store that sorta looked like my room? There were plushies for sale, one of them being a Miga (Vancouver 2010 Olympic mascot) plush. I "already had that one" according to myself, so instead i picked up a K.K. Slider plush that looked exactly like the Build-A-Bear one they released a while back. Later in the dream i was in another store that sold a jar of... get this, VERY tiny Yoshi plushies that were about the size of eggs.
(cw: mentions of injuries)
I had a dream where i randomly went on Google to search up "PBS Kids Dash and Dot" (in case you don't know, Dash and Dot are the mascots of PBS Kids.). But since the dream algorithm is garbo, i got absolutely no results for PBS Kids nor Dash and Dot at all. But what i did find however was a strange video called "Lucario Goes Sledding" (i have no idea why it was called that since it was clearly skiing) and its thumbnail was... an image of Lucario buried under the snow with a cracked leg.
There is a rewritten version of this dream that i jokingly turned into a creepypasta, which basically followed a similar premise but with a browser game website instead.
(cw: gross)
I don't remember too much about this dream, but i remember that there was a part where i... peed on my Rice Krispies and had to eat it. I don't know how my mind comes up with this.
I had a dream where i visited this aquatic sanctuary that was apparently inside a mall. Said sanctuary had some weird storyline about Bowser and his mom which i don't remember too much about.
(legitemacy debatable)
I had a dream where i reportedly had to take care of these colored slugs. They were cute at first, but one started running around my shirt and i started panicking. I don't remember too much else about that dream.
I had a dream where i randomly found my mom in a stadium. I asked her if we could go to McDonald's, but she was like "Okay, but please do this first." I never got to McDonald's unfortunately. This is probably part of a different dream and i might have gotten it mixed up, but i believe that around the same route as the McDonald's was a Discord store which sold Wumpus plushies. (I went there and for some reason my mom thought i was buying BREAD of all things there.)
Possibly the most amount of dreams documented.
I had a dream where i bought 4 Nintendo 3DS systems off Wish. The first 3DS had bad shovelware games built in, the second had a bunch of DSiWare, the third was homebrewed, and the fourth was literally identical to the one i had in real life. I don't remember too much else about that dream as that was all that was documented.
I had a dream where i watched some weird Newgrounds flash animation about... a Mii News (Tomodachi Life) article about the Vancouver 2010 Olympic mascots being viciously attacked by Doraemon.
I don't remember too much else about this dream, but i remember there being a part where i played an Angry Birds game where you could edit the graphics (think something like WarioWare: D.I.Y.)
I had a dream where i was at a game store, where i found this weird game with Marx from Kirby in it, but for some reason Marx's name was changed to "Lancer".
I had a dream where i watched this weird crossover animation on YouTube about basically various characters from various different universes beating eachother up. The winners were, of all people Max and Ruby from the eponymous Nick Jr. show.
I had a dream where ThePR45 (you may know him as Felipebross) announced "Smashstone! The Movie" (If you don't remember what Smashstone! is, it's essentially an image Felipe made that depicted Super Smash Bros. Ultimate characters in the Jellystone! art style.). Everyone was excited about it... except me, who was just suggesting things for it. I remember the tagline for that movie being a The Buzz on Maggie reference.
I had a dream where i was watching the pitch pilot for the animated series Twipsy, when suddenly i got an ad for this weird Nintendo 3DS game called "Pingu's Paintbox". I remember the voices in the ad saying "You can draw whatever you want!" and "Amogus and Christmas are not allowed because they're too epic!".
I had a dream where i was in a car ride with my dad, which led me to discover that for some reason part of my city was snowing, even though it never even snowed there as of 2024. I also discovered that apparently a supermarket that existed in my city reopened after 7 years.
I had another one of those "car ride" dreams, where i discovered that there was a video game/electronic store in my city which doesn't even exist in real life. It looked severely outdated and its banner had the Nintendo DS logo on it alongside the other electronic company logos. When i got home, i started watching an obscure 90s cartoon which again, doesn't even exist.
I had yet another "car ride" dream, where during said car ride i found out that Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! got a reboot. There was a new character called "Ducky" which was essentially just a recolor of Birdy Bird with a different beak. I don't remember the rest of the dream regrettably.
I had a dream where i was playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, and found out that Dribble and Spitz from WarioWare were included in that game as assist trophies. Later in the dream, i started watching an episode of Pingu.
I had a dream where i was at a convenience store, and for some reason they were selling Game Boy Advance and Nintendo 3DS systems for ridiculously cheap (I believe 3 dollars). I don't remember too much about this dream besides the fact that the 3DS i bought had Animal Crossing: New Leaf built in.
I had a dream where i came home from... something, then i decided to play Tomodachi Life in real life. One of my Miis invited me to play, and the minigame was cleaning a window.
A few minutes into the dream, i then decided to hang out with a few of my Discord friends in my kitchen. But then i made the mistake of breaking a picture frame and had to piece it together again like a puzzle. But when i did that, my frontyard somehow became what was on the picture (a beach full of penguins).
Later on, i decided to put, of all things, a skull in the microwave. I didn't want my mom to find out, so i decided to bribe her with a bag of one of those gluten free snacks you can find at health stores. She did find out, however, but instead of being mad at me she showed me the "proper way" to do it (which was putting random chemicals in flour to make it sink underwater. (I have no idea what that has to do with microwaving a skull, but this is a dream so i guessanything goes.)
Later on (again), i was simoultaneously taking a shower and browsing the internet, which made me discover a Fandom wiki about fictional ducks.
After taking said shower, i decided to go on my 3DS. I discovered this video about Masashiro Sakurai showing off various pieces of Super Smash Bros. fanart while some rather bittersweet song played in the background. I accidentally clicked off the video though, which made me take an eternity to find it again. I did however, but i commited the same mistake and never found the video again unfortunately.
I had a dream where i was at some kind of event promoting Nintendo Network for the 3DS. After attending said event, i came home and started watching an episode of Camp Lazlo.
I had a dream where i... shoplifted an Incineroar plush. After doing so, i went on my 3DS and started watching a flipnote about Pappy Van Poodle from Rusty's Real Deal Baseball. The flipnote was really weird and rather bittersweet (it was basically a documentary about Pappy's life before he was forced to become a dog.)
I had a dream that started off with me watching a weird video on YouTube about Dribble and Spitz with various endings, with the worst one being Dribble getting so mad that he... shoves a boulder up Spitz's ass. I took a closer look at the channel that uploaded it, which was really weird. They uploaded both random joke videos and toy review videos simoultaneously (one of the toy videos involved characters from Homestar Runner).
Later on, i decided to play this RPG about Nicktoons. You played as Timmy Turner and was similar to Camp Lazlo: Leaky Lake Games for the GBA.
After that, i went on an archive of a news website from 2004, which had an article about a pitch pilot for Sid the Science Kid. The pitch pilot then started playing in my house, and i was part of the motion capture. Somehow knowing this, i rushed to my room to put on a hoodie (which was part of the opening sequence). But when i opened my closet, i found out that i vandalized a few shirts (the vandalism was PaRappa the Rapper related for some reason) and that i had a handbag with The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass keychains.
After that, some kids in another room were setting up a Wii and called me for help (for some reason one of the Wiimotes was Via Embratel branded). I don't remember the rest of the dream regrettably.
I had a dream where while i was at some kind of gas station, i found out that the pitch pilot for Camp Lazlo was found. It was called "Aye Camp Lazlo!" and if i recall correctly was animated by Millimages.
I had a dream where i was watching random cartoons on my 3DS. One of them was supposedly Astroblast!, a show that aired on Sprout for a few years. Anyways, the episode followed the main characters going to summer camp, and there was an anthropomorphic wolf character (think something like a mix between Wolf O'Donnell and Edward from Camp Lazlo) that always intentionally messed everything up for them.
I had a dream where i was on Scratch, and i decided to watch this sh*tpost project that was basically a normal project but with altered images and sounds. One of the images was someone's fursona cosplaying as Incineroar (i believe it was an actual image i saw on the Colors! Live Gallery once). Later in the dream, one of my Discord friends basically went insane and started spamming a poster of the show Timmy Time.
I had a dream where i "accidentally" vandalized one of my Discord friends' old Fandom wiki (which doesn't even exist in real life). I felt so bad about myself that i started crying and drowning myself in Lego pieces and Backyardigans merchandise.
I had a dream where i visited this part-restaurant, part-mall. For some reason, i could faintly hear the Nintendo DSi menu music in the underground parking lot. Later in the dream, i got in trouble at the restaurant part of the mall and was kicked down the stairs.
I had a dream where i visited this weird website that could easily be described as a mixture between Myspace and MediaWiki. I was desperately trying to change my signature there.
I had a dream where i found seemingly the holy grail of Smashstone! (mentioned in the April 12 dream) lost media in my Colors! 3D trash folder (which is not a feature in the actual software)... only for it to be just regular old Super Smash Bros. Ultimate fanart.
I had a dream where i was at some tropical resort hotel thing. I accidentally brought my 3DS there and got a StreetPass. Later in the dream, one of my Discord friends showed their Bob the Builder-branded 3DS to me in real life.
(cw: swearing albelt censored)
I had a dream where the famous "Bad ABCs" flash animation (the one that ended with the main character saying "Suck my d**k, motherf**ker!") somehow had an extended version.
I had a dream where i was at this school that looked like a bar, alongside a bunch of Kirby characters. Taranza was the teacher, and during the class Magolor pulled out a phone and started using CapCut. I forgot the rest of the dream regrettably.
I had a dream where i was at some kind of chocolate/candy store that was in some kind of supermarket. I got so indecisive between hydragena-filled chocolates and hydragena-filled cookies that i started crying. Later in the dream, i started simoultaneously playing Roblox and watching a DVD of Family Guy.
I had a dream where me and one of my Discord friends wrote an extremely dumb Incineroar fanfic together (i believe one of the parts involved him getting caught cosplaying as Captain Falcon). I don't remember the rest of the dream.
I had a dream where i was watching a Disney Channel show about anthropomorphic flies (it wasn't The Buzz on Maggie despite looking literally identical to it). Later in the dream, i watched a video of a Mii going over a website for a Star Fox fangame. Weirdly, Peppy Hare of all characters was genderswapped to be female in the fangame. About halfway through, it just randomly cut to an episode of The Nickcheezy Show.
I had a dream where at 4:00 AM, i overheard one of my neighbors watching Codename: Kids Next Door. Later in the dream, one of my non-existent dogs (i never had a pet by the way) fetched a DSi i seemingly used to have from the attic. Later in the dream, i was playing PaRappa the Rapper 2 and there was a stage with Dribble and Spitz in it.
I had a dream where, while browsing the deep web i found a Part 2 of the video "Bowser Eats Sh*t" by Bassetfilms. I don't remember too much about this dream besides the fact that Part 2 involved Ganondorf's mom.